The title really doesn't have much to do with this post, but I like the cut of it's jib.Just saw the superman flick, and I have these insightful comments to make:
When the ham sandwich did previews and coming attractions start to take up so much time?? 15 minutes my friends...15 freaking minutes!! That's like an eighth of the movie! Someone actually yelled out "finally!!" when the "feature presentation" graphic finally reared it's head, met by much agreement around the theatre. Does anybody remember the days when they never played commercials before a movie? I do...back in my day...when I had to walk 5 miles to school...in the snow...uphill....BOTH ways...
When they were on the alien rock thingy, what did they plug their computers into? HMM??
"Bowman is dead...he got hit by a piano..." I think Sandra and I were the only ones laughing hysterically at this line. Hit by a piano...hit by a piano!! Who gets hit by a piano if you're not a looney toons character?? I was looking around the theatre to try and see if others found it amusing, but no...apparently the thought of death by piano wasn't humorous to them. Thus I'm pretty sure I was "that girl who laughs when nobody else does in the movie." Sandra and I had lots of witty banter. For example, when Perry is directing how each department of the newspaper has to cover superman: "Business: how he will affect the stock market. Sports: how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium. Human interest: where has he been and is he seeing anybody. Lifestyle..." Me: "...is superman gay? He DOES where those revealing spandex tights..."
Sandra: "I just don't get how they couldn't know it's him...he's just wearing glasses....it's just glasses people!!!"
Sandra: "He's such a show off flying all around like that." Me: "Yeah, I'd do it too if I could...except I'd fly funny banners from my ankles...."
Also, that poor guy Lois is engaged to...same actor from The Notebook! That poor boy is destined to fall in love with girls that love other men...and he's such a hot nice boy too!! What's the deal?? If that were real life he'd have turned all bitter and women-hater by now. And possibly gay.
Overall, the movie was ok, but the ending dragged out too long...perhaps I'm just mad cause we originally went to go see Pirates Of The Carribean 2. Sold out...a likely story.
It's 2:34 am and I'm off to bed to dream about being a superhero whose cape keeps getting stuck in the phone booth.
3 comments:
AHHHHH...last night my sister and i drove around with her friend trying to see pirates but it was sold out everywhere. i wanted to see superman, but noooooo they didn't want to. Why didn't you calllllllllll me? callllllllllllllllllllll me. i write comments on your blog. i deserve to be in the loop!! alright, i'm done.
awww sorry kal...I should have! Next time.
oh oh oh.. i didnt read this post..
you might have given away TOO much about the film. and that would have been bad.
night night x
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