Via msn:
Me: My friend met Spock about a month ago.
Brian: When he was in Vulcan?
Me: Yeah, and Calgary.
Brian: He must get very tired of still being Spock...
Me: If I were him, I think I would be having an identity crisis for the past 50 years.
Brian: I think I would be tempted to get up at the podium...stare out at all the people dressed in Trek clothes...and tell them to move on.
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While playing euchre:
My euchre partner: Why is it that you only win when I’m not your partner?!
Me: …because you’re not my partner…?
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While I draw a picture of my co-worker's cat on her white board, she tells me a story about meeting her ex for coffee:
“So yeah, he walked in and…he has a long black tail with a white tip.”
I stop drawing and turn to her…
“…what? Wow, what kind of kinky guys do you date!?”
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