Giving Up On Comedy

*the following conversation takes place via msn between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. Events are in real time. tick. tick. tick. tick.*

Jamie: Anyway, I need to get to bed and it sounds like you do too.

Me: Yeah, I totally do. But before you go, you have to admit my joke was pretty funny, right...right??

Jamie: What joke??  Wait, there was a joke?

Me: That's quite possibly the most disheartening response I have ever gotten to that question.

A New Take on "Sugar High"

Nikki: I LOVE these Rockets candies. I had them all the time when I was a kid. We used to crush them up and snort them and pretend it was coke.

*Lorraine looks dumbfounded*

Nikki: What?! I grew up in a rough town, ok??