Me: I need to get an oil change.
Nikki: ...is that supposed to be a metaphor?
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Lorraine: I want a muffin. And a glass of milk.
Nikki: What are you, five?
Lorraine: What are you, NOT five?
Nikki: What?
Lorraine: It's the best I could come up with on short notice.
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*Lorraine and Nikki are listening to music on Nikki's ipod in her car*
Lorraine: Did that guy just sing 'I am a mushy!?'
Nikki: NO, he said 'I am a machine'
Lorraine: Ohhhhhhh.
*Machine line is sung again and Nikki starts giggling*
Lorraine: You TOTALLY heard 'I am a mushy' that time didn't you!
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