Sloganizing Lorraine

Dave sent me this website that you can use to make a slogan for anything. Take a random word, put it in the box, and hit "sloganize". For example, the word "misery" may produce the following slogans:

• Try Misery, You'll Like It.
• A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Misery.
• Designed for Misery, Engineered to Last.
• A Day Without Misery is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

However, the funniest thing to make a slogan for is yourself. Check out some of these Lorraine slogans:

• With a name like Lorraine, it has to be good
• Four out of five dentists recommend Lorraine
• The Best Lorraine Under One Roof
• There's no party like a Lorraine party
• You Too Can Have A Lorraine Like Mine.
• Lorraine - Australian for Beer.
• Men Can't Help Acting On Lorraine
• Lorraine comes to those who wait
• Naughty, but Lorraine
• Give that man a Lorraine
• Wow! I could have had a Lorraine!
• Good Lorraine has danish written all over it
• Lorraine makes everything better
• Nothin' says lovin' like Lorraine from the oven

Try it out for yourself:http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi