K, so get this! I just got a card thrown at me to sign, and I assumed it was a birthday card because we celebrate EVERYONE'S birthday. Anyway, I signed it saying "Happy Birthday” and it turns out it was a Going Away card.
“You’ll be missed!”
“Good luck!”
“Happy Birthday!”Oops.
I know I'm going to hell for saying this, but the only thing that could have possibly made this funnier was if it was a bereavement card:
"I'm so sorry for your loss."
"You're in our thoughts and prayers."
"Happy Birthday!"