How You Can Haunt Me After I Quit

Here are some things that, upon leaving my company, I never want to hear again:

• timecard
• spreadsheet
• extension
• purchase order
• invoice number/date
• ”May I speak to the person in charge of…”
• WIP Report
• Can you page Paul?
• Can you tell him that _____ called? (That’s why we have VOICEMAIL jerk! I’m a receptionist, not a secretary!)
• Accounting Code
• syacc
• reception/accounting/management drive
• commute
• "tucka tucka tucka tucka tucka" Purchasing guy always comes into reception saying that...

Here are some things that I never want to see again:

• fedex waybills
• a telephone switchboard
• a NG on a fax transmission page
• a metered mail machine
• a commercial invoice

I could go on, but I’ll post for now and just keeping adding on and on until it consumes my entire blog……